"You ate Sir Egglemore!"
Draco:I merely chewed in self-defence! I never swallowed.
Rina:That's what she said!
Guess what, bitches?!

It’s time for…

A. The greatest movie of all time
B. A total bawl-fest 
C. Sean Morherfuckin’ Connery
D. All of the above!

Guess what, bitches?!

It’s time for…

A. The greatest movie of all time
B. A total bawl-fest
C. Sean Morherfuckin’ Connery
D. All of the above!

Cookie Monster asks the most important questions of our time. [x]

(Source: clarence-odbody)

Someone (Lizzy) loves me and bought me this delicious rhubarb concentrate. It’s the most amazing beverage ever.

Someone (Lizzy) loves me and bought me this delicious rhubarb concentrate. It’s the most amazing beverage ever.

We’re getting a new couch for the basement and while we were out shopping I found THIS baby!

Hella soft, sooo comfy, AND…it swivels!!!

We’re getting a new couch for the basement and while we were out shopping I found THIS baby!

Hella soft, sooo comfy, AND…it swivels!!!

Dinky in the car.

Dinky in the car.

She was getting straight As in school, somehow without knowing that you can’t drive to Europe.
  

(Source: hummeline)

jfrazthespaz:

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: dancing emoji

rikashay

jfrazthespaz:

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: dancing emoji

rikashay

Speaking of which…

There’s a hot security guard on campus and his name is Jordan Ramsay.