December 2009
“You’ve felt so many others…”
– Don’t Rush, Tegan & Sara.
“Spike PUNCHED me!!!”
– Janine.
“It’s frickin’ me out!”
– Rina. xD
“I’ve had at least zero…”
– Janine.
“So now poo water is backing up into the sink and he’s drinking it!”
– Sue, on her dog. Heard out of context.
“Alligator pie, alligator pie,
If I don’t get some I think I’m gonna...”
– Dennis Lee, perhaps one of the greatest poets who ever lived (after Shel Silverstein and Shakespeare, of course).
“You know your ears wiggle when you try to avoid a conversation? It’s kinda...”
– G Callen, NCIS: LA.
Driving →
My latest prose. All of my S&A stories will now be on this blog instead of EYNTKAE(A).
“WHO TAUGHT YOU TO READ?!”
– Travis.
Weekly Prose.
Hey all!
So I kinda forgot to mention this when I switched everything over, but seeing as most of my weekly proses are Shane & Aaron stories now, and considering how involved I’ve been with them over the past few months, I decided to make a new blog connected to this one that is devoted entirely to my Shane & Aaron pieces. Unfortunately, there’s no way of getting from one to...
The Boondock Saints.
Connor: Destroy all that which is evil.
Murphy: So that which is good may flourish.
Today.
Today, I feel like making a difference in the world. To be honest, I feel like doing that most days, I just don’t know how to go about doing so. I’d like to start small and work my way up, because I feel like that’s the right way to do it. I feel like if I just jumped into doing something big it would be too overwhelming, and I wouldn’t know what to do. I also can’t...
“I come from a place where it’s so cold that when you go shopping,...”
– Mike Harrison.
“You make music in my heart, I dance to…”
– Anti-Venom, USS.
Prose Monday: S&A [Stress Relief]
Sorry they’ve been so sporadic lately, but here’s another prose. I’m typing another one up right now, so hopefully I can have it up at some point later this week.
Enjoy!
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“Aaron, look,” Shane sighed. “I’m busy. I’m really not in the mood for you to be badgering me, okay?” She was sitting at her desk in the room of the house she’d moved into the day before, writing away...
“Spelling things right is for people who don’t need sleep as much as I do...”
– Airick.
“I like the way egg nog tastes on your lips…”
– Airick.
“Call Unreasonable Shit-For-Brains on Monday about cue rack.”
– Simon’s work notebook. (Can’t you just feel the Christmas joy? Retail at a rich mall is fun in December…)
“I know…you might roll your eyes at this…
But I’m...”
– The Reasons, The Weakerthans.
“…Then she asked me if I was gay when I told her I didn’t want to...”
– Nick. xD
“Oh, shit, you said something bad, I’ve gotta hit you with my hands now!”
– Travis Green, comedian.
Order up!
Aaron: Erin, are these your fries?
Me: No, actually, I haven't ordered any yet.
Aaron: Oh, I just assumed they were yours... You get them every week so the cook actually knows you as Tuesday-8pm-Sweet-Fries-Girl.
Tick tock.
Jenni: THAT clock's stopped, so what time is it?
Erin: Four thirty-seven.
Jenni: Weird... The clock must have just stopped then...
Derrick: Jen, it's still running...
“How long does it take? One, two, three, TWO MINUTES!”
– Jenni.