Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.

Anonymous said: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

semihardfemme:

iguanamouth:

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BYE

timkarinn:

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

timkarinn:

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

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There’s been a lot going on lately.

I can’t talk about this weekend. All I will say is that bruises - both emotional and physical - will fade and we’re all going to be okay.

I’m done work in only twelve more (business) days. I cannot wait. It’s been a trip, that’s for sure, and not necessarily a good one…

I’m itchy, anxious. I need to do something. I feel like I’ve been in the same place too long. I need my next big adventure, and thank god it’s coming soon. I wanted this summer to be one adventure after the next, and I guess it kinda has been, but so far, somehow, this summer has not been what I expected…

choochoobear:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Give unto me.

Went to get ice cream in Erin. They had this sign. I love it.

Went to get ice cream in Erin. They had this sign. I love it.

There are (at least) four bunnies that live on this property. This evening, I watched them chase each other around the tennis court and up and down the driveway. They’re so cute.

There are (at least) four bunnies that live on this property. This evening, I watched them chase each other around the tennis court and up and down the driveway. They’re so cute.

Supposed to be in Kingston.
I actually was there for about eight hours…

And now I’m at Orangeville Ribfest instead.

imbackintheussr:

disgustedsigh:

sweet dreams are made of bees
who am i, i’m made of bees
everything is made of bees
send help

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