They didn’t have any banana Popsicles at the corner store and the owner felt so bad he gave me a cherry one for free, if I would settle for it.
He even said it like that; “I felt so bad when we ran out because they’re your favourite. I was almost hoping you wouldn’t come by today because I knew we didn’t have any. If you’ll settle for a cherry one, you can have it for free…”
Hell, if it’s free, I’d even settle for a nasty-ass grape one!