I’m referring to myself in the third person, referring to myself as “The Boulder” and talking about my confliction about facing whoever (whomever?)* I happen to face.
*I pretend to be some sort of grammar snob but I really just copy DFW. I’ve never looked up the rules of “whom” and I am too lazy to do either (Find a DFW example to copy, or look up the rule)** at this moment
**DFW would have covered what you see in parenthesis in another footnote. Instead I covered it in parenthesis and then explained that in footnotes.***
*** I have become rather fond of footnotes but I’m too lazy to figure out how to make superscript. Instead I just use an increasing amount of asterisks.****
****To make a footnote within a footnote DFW uses subscript, I’m also too lazy to figure out how to do this. I use the same system of footnotes in footnotes as in the main post. I apologize.
I love everything about this.
notforthem answered your question: On the plus side, I’m done by next Thursday and that leaves my birthday weekend open for partying!find a shed, tear it down.Outstanding.
out standing where the shed used to be!
Connor was in very good form last night.
find a shed, tear it down.
Outstanding.
I think you can find a way to rock it if you really want to, Connor!Embrace the demode!
Sleep must have a selfish lover. It never seems to come


