Internet Relative Indifference Machine: The next time I engage some sort of competition

notforthem:

I’m referring to myself in the third person, referring to myself as “The Boulder” and talking about my confliction about facing whoever (whomever?)* I happen to face.

*I pretend to be some sort of grammar snob but I really just copy DFW. I’ve never looked up the rules of “whom” and I am too lazy to do either (Find a DFW example to copy, or look up the rule)** at this moment

**DFW would have covered what you see in parenthesis in another footnote. Instead I covered it in parenthesis and then explained that in footnotes.***

*** I have become rather fond of footnotes but I’m too lazy to figure out how to make superscript. Instead I just use an increasing amount of asterisks.****

****To make a footnote within a footnote DFW uses subscript, I’m also too lazy to figure out how to do this. I use the same system of footnotes in footnotes as in the main post. I apologize.

I love everything about this.

notforthem:

rikashay:

find a shed, tear it down.

Outstanding.

out standing where the shed used to be!

Connor was in very good form last night.

notforthem:

I think you can find a way to rock it if you really want to, Connor!

Embrace the demode!

notforthem:

Dear Erin, To the destruction of sheds! Sincerely Connor

Hear hear!

notforthem:

Dear Erin,
To the destruction of sheds!
Sincerely Connor

Hear hear!

notforthem:

Dear Erin,  Twins! Sincerely Connor

MUG TWINSIES!!!!!!!!

notforthem:

Dear Erin,
Twins!
Sincerely Connor

MUG TWINSIES!!!!!!!!

Connor… Have you seen these?

Connor… Have you seen these?

notforthem:

Sleep must have a selfish lover. It never seems to come