So lemon melts…
Giant pumpkins…

Giant pumpkins…

gunstargreen:

ERIN

TOM FUCKING NOOK.

gunstargreen:

ERIN

TOM FUCKING NOOK.

(Source: xchellabella)

Out for a walk with Neener.
Look at this licence plate!

Out for a walk with Neener.

Look at this licence plate!

I look like Scooby Doo!!
My mouth feels like a cat.
Words?
Dervd:I has the dumb.
Me:I HAS THE DRUNK.
Dervd:REALLY?!
Me:Yeah. What did you dumb?
So I’m kinda a dude…

All my guy friends consider me “one of the guys.”

But I guess I’m just girly enough that any guy who’s ever had a crush on/dated me isn’t considered gay.

So you’re welcome, I guess.

When the time is right, the wine is right.
If someone tried to butt rape you + I had you in a headlock, I’d protect you.